Three-speed bicycle shorts (second gear)
three-speed bicycle shorts (second gear)
Plural: three-speed bicycle shorts
The newest rage in bicyclist clothing technology is clothes that change speeds with your bike! After all, if the same clothes that you wear around the house aren't good enough to wear when you're exercising, then by extension the shorts you wear when taking a leisurely cruise shouldn't match the shorts you'd wear when pedaling up a mountain.
There's a dial on the waistband for setting the speed of the shorts. Currently they're in second gear. At the middle speed you're quick and efficient, and getting good exercise. This is denoted by there being a speed stripe down the length of the shorts.
July 2009 Item of the Month
Pants
Power: 50
Level Required: 5
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
-10 seconds to the duration of each turn***
+10 to hit
Regenerates HP as a function of level (currently +X HP per turn).
Can be set to two other speeds.
*** Maximum time benefit of -60 seconds, total, including Heroic Efficiency.
How Obtained
Use three-speed bicycle shorts (first gear)
Level 10 or above:
You dial up the speed on your shorts. They're at max gear, as fast as they can get.
You got an item: three-speed bicycle shorts (high gear) 
Below level 10:
You're very sure that you can't handle these shorts at high gear, so you pick the only other option, dialing them back down to low gear.
You got an item: three-speed bicycle shorts (first gear) 
Notes
- X is 2*floor(level/5), capped at 10.
