Trashed plowman
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| wrecked smasher |
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You are fighting a wrecked smasher.
This obligerated ( = belligerent + obliterated) jerk must be drinking the gamma booze, because he’s just one coat of green paint away from being a primal smashing force. It makes for good TV, but in person it’s pretty annoying.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
and misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain some experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
