Paradox Naught
This is a hand-sized loop of wood-grained metal, shaped like the numeral zero. It represents the sum of all divisions by zero, multiplied by the time it takes Achilles to pass a hare. Seated at the conflux of a perpetual observer and an impossibly improbable probability device, this zero's paradox harms those who wish to harm and helps those who desire to help. But boy does it mess with your mind!
Talisman
Item cannot be traded or sold
Item cannot be auto-sold
Attacker takes 6 damage
+3 HP per turn
-15% Intellect
How to Obtain
Use a deterministic coin while you have an oculum felis equipped
Obtain Message
You flip the deterministic coin. It soars high into the air. Suddenly you feel a strange vibration coming from the oculum felis in your hand. It grows warm, and a bright golden beam shoots out into the night and spears the deterministic coin. The light seems to hold the coin aloft, and a pulsing, ringing sound fills the night air. The oculum felis pulses with one last brilliant flash, so bright you can't see for a moment. When your vision returns, the deterministic coin is gone, but something else is floating in its place.
You got an item: Paradox Naught
References
Zero's paradox and Achilles passing a hare are references to Zeno's paradox. This paradox has to do with halving distances to cross something, and is stated in a number of forms, including one in which Achilles races a hare.