Evil velour elephant
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You are fighting an evil velour elephant.
These aren't pink elephants, and they aren't on parade. This is a single elephant, and it's pure evil.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The elephant lets out a loud trumpet blast with its trunk, which then leads to a swingin' jazz number, with some monkeys on clarinet.
- Ever been stepped on by a five ton elephant? No? Good. I would avoid such things if I were you.
- The elephant remembers all the mean things you did to toys, but also the snuggles you gave it. Aww.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 100 experience.
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified