Vuvuzilla
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| Vuvuzila |
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You are fighting Vuvuzila.
Vuvuzilla is a giant lizard that terrorizes Chinatown with his awful musical playing. He isn't an Asian lizard, though, he's an accidental import from Africa, where he wasn't much of a nuisance at all. Just goes to show you need to be careful introducing non-native species to new territories.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Vuvuzilla kicks you into a trash bin. Goooooal! The resulting celebration is deafening. damage+ (sonic) damage
- Vuvuzilla blasts on his instrument in ear-splitting rage. Okay, your ears don't actually split. That would be gross. But they get rattled pretty badly. (sonic) damage
- Vuvuzilla stomps the ground, causing everything to shake badly and setting off dozens of car alarms. (sonic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- A giant moth flies by. Vuvuzilla snaps at it and the sonic weapon that was clenched between his teeth falls to the ground, just like in one of those Aesop stories.
- Even a giant lizard has to pause to catch his breath sometime. Now is one of those times.
- Vuvuzilla disappears down an alley for a moment. He shakes the earth a little with his tremendous footsteps, but nobody can seem to find him or figure out why he's hiding. Not even you.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: Vuvuzila's xylophone 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
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This enemy is a static Villain. |
