It Was Worth It

You're standing in line for a wicked-cool demonstration, when you see a mother moving up and down the line, looking frantic. Your heroing instincts kick into gear, and you ask her the problem the next time she swings by. Turns out, her son is desperate to get into this demonstration, but the line stretches all the way out the building. With a heavy sigh, you offer her your place in line. She thanks you profusely, giving you the tchotchke she'd been carrying. It's hard out here for a hero.

You got an item: aeropack

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You got an item: broadsword of amorphous hatred

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You got an item: cloak of limited visibility

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You got an item: colossal jawbreaker

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You got an item: crossbow stock

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You got an item: juggling clubs

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You got an item: motivational DVD

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You got an item: quasidimensional gloves

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You got an item: registry cleaner software

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You got an item: shotgun of volatile enmity

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You got an item: unrequited lovers' locket

Location(s)

• Joke Day Convention