Um, What's This?

You troll the floor looking for goodies, but when you get to the end of the row the only thing new you've picked up is a <thing>. I guess it beats getting a rock for Halloween. Barely.

You got an item: aeropack

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You got an item: broadsword of amorphous hatred

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You got an item: cloak of limited visibility

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You got an item: colossal jawbreaker

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You got an item: crossbow stock

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You got an item: juggling clubs

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You got an item: motivational DVD

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You got an item: quasidimensional gloves

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You got an item: registry cleaner software

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You got an item: shotgun of volatile enmity

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You got an item: unrequited lovers' locket

Location(s)

• Joke Day Convention