Template:Joke Day Convention drops
You got an item: aeropack
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You got an item: broadsword of amorphous hatred
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You got an item: Chinese takeout menu
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You got an item: cloak of limited visibility
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You got an item: crossbow stock
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You got an item: juggling clubs
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You got an item: motivational DVD
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You got an item: shotgun of volatile enmity