User:OldJanitor

Ah, well, nothing much to tell you about me that'd be worth wiki-ing.

I like TH, play it maso-for-life and like it almost as much as Kingdom Of Loathing.

Goals, achievements and other ego-boosters, nah, I just like the game and while online chat and happily roam the city...

Retcon history is also a bit futile as I never use anything from former runs, most skills have been permed for the lack of something better to do with them.

Still reading on? Not bored yet? Ah well, can't help it.

FAQs:

Q: Are you really old? A: Erm. For a certain definition of old, yes.

Q: Senile? A: You bet.

Q: Are you really a janitor? A: Uh, no, not as a job description. But I have a habit of ending up cleaning up the mess others make.

Q: Are you really a buddhist? A: Nah. I consider myself agnostic. But that quote has been with me for ages...

Q: Agn---? A: Look it up and don't bother me debating it.

Q: You give/gave away pretty valuable stuff! Why that? A: There's nothing better I could do with it. The best thing virtual valuables can do is create real happiness.

Q: So, if you're old, male and a computer addict, how come you don't pose as a 17 y/o girl like all the others??? A: The wife would object. She likes me old, male and sometimes even computer addict.

Q: YOU'D TELL HER? A: Nah. I'm old, not stupid.

Submit more questions in-game and this could continue...