Pinata
For no reason, you begin humming to yourself:
If you like your pinatas, and fighting crime in the rain. If you're not into burglary, if you can take an ounce of pain. If you like saving lives at midnight, wearing boots and a cape, I'm the hero you've looked for, write to me, and escape.
Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 15
Usable
When Used
Without a baseball bat in inventory:
You take out the pinata and bash it good. Real good. The wanton destruction makes you feel happy. You get an effect, Feelin' Festive. (Added for 30 minutes.)
With a baseball bat in inventory:
You pick up the pinata, and get ready to bash it. Then you remember you've got a baseball bat around somewhere. So you get out the bat and go to town. It's fun. It's so fun you want to call it "the funnest thing I've done all day" even though funnest isn't a word. You're just that amused. When you're done, neither the pinata nor the bat have much left. You get an effect, Feelin' Festive. (Added for 45 minutes.)
Both items are lost.
Notes
Made by assembling two paper mache.
