Star spawn
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You are fighting a star spawn.
Despite the extrasolar name, this is a minion of something even worse that's currently imprisoned under water. If this squid-faced monster is a minion, you really don't want to see the master.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- It peers deep into your eyes and gives you a vision of its master, your recoil in horror. It's worse than late-night infomercials! (psychic) damage
- It wraps its tentacles around your face like some kind of face sucker. The less this is described, the better.
- It's not just a squid-faced monster, but it has some really sharp claws. Like the ones that just sliced you.
It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It peers deep into your eyes, but you're in no mood for a staring contest and blink quickly.
- It tries to wrap its tentacles around your face, but you threaten to give a certain trade group access to a chest with its heart inside.
- It may be a squid-faced monster, but it'd rather be a synchronized swimmer. It asks if you've seen Harry Shearer or Martin Short lately.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 440 experience.
You got an item: Lemurian fragment 
(16 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: horrid tentacle 
(22%)
You got an item: horrid tentacle (22%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to fire damage.
50% resistant to psychic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.
50% weak to sonic damage.
Locations
References
- Star-spawn of Cthulhu are a race in the Cthulhu Mythos.
- The second miss message refer to the Saturday Night Live sketch "Men's Synchronized Swimming" by Harry Shearer and starring Martin Short.
