Barred bard

barred bard

You are fighting a barred bard.

Pause your paws a moment to see the gal from the sea (I'll assume an isle) who can do a feat with her feet and bruise you with her brews.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She censors you with a censer. You’re incensed! (fire) damage
She lays down a lay about her life as a lawyer, before briefly beating you about the briefs.
She belts a bawdy ballad about an odd body. You get so dizzy just listening to her, that you trip and hit your head.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

She tries to censor you with a censer, but you sense it in time to duck.
She lays down a lay about her life as a lawyer, but lucky for you this bard was disbarred.
She belts a bawdy ballad about an odd body, but her tongue gets too tied finish.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 39-63 chips.

You gain 50 experience.

You got an item: loot lute (14.6 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: foul fowl (25.3 ± 3.2%)
You got an item: prince prints (15.5 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: liar lyre (18.5 ± 2.8%)