Digital Daylight Saver
|
| Digital Daylight Saver |
|---|
You are fighting the Digital Daylight Saver.
You push through the singularity, coming face-to-face with... a pixelated but kindly-looking old man.
In fact, if he weren't standing in the midst of that horrible gash in the fabric of space and time, you might think you had the wrong guy. Without any futuristic doctors or plucky space ship crews to take care of that, you'll probably have to figure something out yourself.
He frowns at you. "Ah, I see you've fought your way through my minibosses. I knew you would, but it just isn't the same without some minibosses."
Well, he seems pretty harmless... you can probably just cuff him and take him to the police. As you're looking for some way to restrain him, he nods thoughtfully. "In fact, I invented minibosses."
Okay, tearing the fabric of time is definitely forgivable, but minibosses? He's going down.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He throws some old printer parts into the puddle at your feet and waits politely while you work out your frustrations with a baseball bat.
- He repeats something he heard on the internet with absolutely credulity, but you're pretty sure this is the guy that invented trolling.
- He adjusts the time on your workplace's computers by an hour, but update your watch to match.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 350 experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified