Vandal in sandals
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You are fighting a vandal in sandals.
Although his choice in footwear may be suspect, nobody holds a candle to him when it comes to vandalism. Just when the neighborhood thinks they have a handle on this scandal, he shows up with a new pair of sandals and more spray paint than any lawful citizen will ever need.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to kick you but, well, sandals.
- He covers you in gold spray paint. You look awesome.
- He spray paints you purple, but purple is the best color anyway.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 5-8 chips.
You gain 6 experience.
You got an item: flip-flops 
(25.2 ± 1.3%)
You got an item: vandal vest 
(19.9 ± 1.2%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to acid damage.