ZOM-G firecyborg

ZOM-G firecyborg

You are fighting a ZOM-G firecyborg.

A cyborg firefighter actually sounds like a kind of good idea, doesn't it? I mean, it's a pretty dangerous job.

Unfortunately, this isn't the "stop building from burning" kind of firecyborg. Or even the "burns books as an obvious allegory about television and/or censorship" kind.

It turns out he's the "burn everything" kind of firecyborg.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The firecyborg sprays you down with oil and lets the furnace room's fire do the rest. (fire) damage
An alarm goes off in the distance, serving as a signal for even more firecyborgs to help put on your fire. (fire) damage
The firecyborg pushes you back into one of the room's burning buildings. Did I mention that the furnace room is really big? Anyway, the building collapses on you. damage + (fire) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The firecyborg sprays you down with oil, but the furnace room is hot enough that you dry right off. Don't think about it too hard.
An alarm goes off in the distance and the firecyborg stalks over to make sure everything is properly on fire.
The firecyborg pushes you back towards one of the room's burning buildings, but you jump aside and let him barrel into the building instead. For a second, he almost looks like a real firefighter.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: sprinkler (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: fire alarm (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bottle rocket (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: fire 'hose (Unspecified Drop rate)