Ornamentapult
ornamentapult
Plural: ornamentapults
My, but this is a big one. Luckily, thanks to the magic of force multiplication and mechanical advantage, you too can own and operate your very own ornamentapult without needing a trained ornamentapult team!
This beauty of a siege engine will launch tons of holiday themed brick-a-brak on the heads of unsuspecting villains and ne'er-do-wells. It can further be augmented thanks to a pouch of special ammunition that's included for free with every purchase!
Be sure to come back next year for the giftbuchet and some other thing like a ballista, but with a punny name!
December 2015 Item of the Month
Ranged weapon (Special)
Power: 10
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
+1 extra ranged attack(s) per turn.
Is ready to send ornaments into orbit
Improved by ornaments used
How Obtained
- Available for 10 silver stars during December 2015.
- Available for 10 silver stars during December 2015.
First time each day:
- 1 day since you last used the ornamentapult:
There are some decorations ready to launch for the holidays.
- You got an item: X bundles of ornamental mistletoe
and/or - You got an item: Y sets of ornamental sleigh bells
and/or - You got an item: Z ornamental ropes of tinsel
- 2 days since you last used the ornamentapult:
There are a couple holidays' worth of decorations ready for launch. Time to get festive!
- You got an item: U bundles of ornamental mistletoe and/or
- You got an item: V sets of ornamental sleigh bells and/or
- You got an item: W ornamental ropes of tinsel
- You got an item: X strings of ornamental bling
and/or - You got an item: Y strings of ornamental lights
and/or - You got an item: Z echelons of ornamental toppers
- 3 days since you last used the ornamentapult:
There are some pretty old decorations ready for launch, but not... like... "let's put candles on the trees" old. So you're probably safe.
- You got an item: X strings of ornamental bling and/or
- You got an item: Y strings of ornamental lights and/or
- You got an item: Z echelons of ornamental toppers
- 4 days since you last used the ornamentapult:
There are some great decorations ready to launch in here.
- You got an item: U strings of ornamental bling and/or
- You got an item: V strings of ornamental lights and/or
- You got an item: W echelons of ornamental toppers and/or
- You got an item: X sets of ornamental candles
and/or - You got an item: Y strings of ornamental fiber optics
and/or - You got an item: Z piles of ornamental snowflakes
- 5 or more days since you last used the ornamentapult:
It's been quite a while since you decorated for the holidays. So it's probably time to start up again!
- You got an item: X sets of ornamental candles and/or
- You got an item: Y strings of ornamental fiber optics and/or
- You got an item: Z piles of ornamental snowflakes
Subsequent times:
You already started decorating today.
Notes
- U+V+W+X+Y+Z totals 5.
- The last effect tells you when you last used the satchel, the message changing as follows:
Today Launched some ornaments 1 Day Is ready to launch ornaments 2 Days Has been waiting for two whole days to launch ornaments 3 Days Has been waiting for three days to launch ornaments 4 Days Has been waiting for four days to launch ornaments ≥ 5 Days Is ready to send ornaments into orbit
- Using the ornamental items, on top of giving their own effect, adds a power to the ornamentapult. Multiple are possible at the same time. These powers last only until the effect runs out.
candles returns 10% damage as HP fiber optics illuminating critical hits snowflakes ?? bling ?? lights ?? topper ?? mistletoe ?? bells deals sonic damage tinsel opponents trip on fumble
- When bought: The shopkeeper accepts your 10 silver stars and launches you some holiday cheer.
| Item of the Month | ||
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| Preceded by dusty deplicator |
December 2015 ornamentapult |
Succeeded by comeback encyclopedia |
