King ZOM-I

king ZOM-I

You are fighting king ZOM-I.

The first (and hopefully last) of his name. Really, who comes up with this stuff?
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Arms akimbo, he blasts you with both his pistols.
• His pistol might shoot cork, but cork to the eye still smarts. And by smarts, I mean makes you stupid.

Special Attack: The king ZOM-I's attack leaves you mentally shaken. You acquire an effect: Distracted. (Added for 30 minutes.)

• That one pistol is supposed to be water, but water don't burn like that... (acid) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Arms akimbo, he... does nothing, because his hands are on his hips.
• He shoots you with a cork gun, which is about as effective as it sounds.
• That one pistol is supposed to be water, and it is.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: squirt gun (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cork gun (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: hinged mallet (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM scepter (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Backstage
  

Notes

• Sometimes, at the end of a round of combat:

A weight drops in the distance. You don't pay it much attention until the rope it's attached to loops around your foot and drags you away from your opponent.

foe becomes "Distant"

or, if wielding a melee weapon

A weight drops in the distance. You don't pay it much attention until the rope it's attached to loops around your foot and drags you away from your opponent. That'll make it pretty hard to use your <melee weapon>.

foe becomes "Distant"

• If the foe is "Distant", your next melee attack is replaced by:

You rush up, closing the distance with your opponent.