ZOM-Z zookeeper

ZOM-Z zookeeper

You are fighting a ZOM-Z zookeeper.

It stands to reason that a petting zoo filled with cybernetic animals would need a cybernetic zookeeper to keep them all in line. She's happy to show you all best spots at the zoo: the tiger pit, the insides of crocodiles, and the crows of murder.

Apparently there are cute goats and stuff to pet too, but she has other plans.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The zookeeper sends her wisecracking cybernetic bird after you. It's meaner than a junkyard dog and has the vocabulary to match. damage + (psychic) damage
• The zookeeper shows you to the tiger cage and wakes them up to pet you with their claws.
• You weren't aware that they used electric fencing in this part of the zoo until the zookeeper whipped you with it. damage + (electric) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The zookeeper sends her cybernetic bird after you, but you counter with a ninja monkey. Thank goodness you're in a petting zoo.
• The zookeeper leads you to the tiger cage before remembering you're supposed to be fighting. But this petting zoo has a tiger cage!
• The zookeeper tries to whip you with some electric fencing, but can't whip you good... er, well.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 15 experience.

You got an item: sleeping elephant (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: sleeping rhino (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: sleeping fire ant (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: banana pepper (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Petting Zoo
  

Notes

• At the end of each round of combat,

• If you neither attacked nor used a damaging spell

The animals stir uneasily, but you manage to keep the battle pretty quiet.

• If you attacked or used a damaging spell

The noise of your fight wakes up several animals that trample you for X damage.

or, if you did sonic damage:

Uh oh! Looks like the noise woke the animals... the X damage of angry, trampling animals.

followed by

The trampling animals really make a mess of the battle. It's hard to land a solid hit.