Sentient meme

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This is a collection of Internet memes that joined together into a hive and became self-aware. The creature consists of a mishmash of robotic machinery and old computers. This robot is also well-trained as both a pirate and a ninja.

Hit Messages:

Your opponent attacks ... The meme duct tapes you to a wall and talks like a pirate while performing an interpretation of the hamster dance and the baby dance combined. It's a very painful interpretation. It hits you for x + y (psychic) damage.

Critical Message:

Miss Messages:
Your opponent attacks ... It presents you with the image of a really big red button. The button has "PUSH" written on it in huge letters. The meme sneers at you for a second and then pushes the button ... but it doesn't do anything.

Or

The robot grabs desperately for one of the strangest and most obscure memes it can find. You cringe as it looms close and spreads two arms wide ... and gives you a free hug.

Or

The meme starts to load one of the most ghastly and horrific web sites yet--Chuck Norris jokes--but hits a snag when it runs into the last page of the internet. You wait patiently while it turns around and goes back.

Fumble Message:

Info

HP: 36
Damage: ?
Experience: 35
Item Drops: Mangled Data Plate (???% chance), Memory Tube (???% chance)

Found in the City of Lost Robots.