Destitute Dick's Penny-Pincher Program
Destitute Dick's Penny-Pincher Program
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Now how exactly a guy with no money is supposed to teach you to save money is beyond me, but that seems to be the premise behind this software. The back of the box is loaded with informative catch-phrases such as: "clams and oysters shell in three ways," "If you would be wealthy, think of shaving as well as sitting," and "hunger is the best pickle." Whatever that means.
Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 35
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How Obtained
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When Used
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Using multiple: Unspecified
How Obtained
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Notes
Using the software and running it on a computer gives: "Financial Prudence - perpetual" as an effect.
References
- The "informative catch-phrases" are all aphorisms likely adapted from Benjamin Franklin's Poor Richard's Almanack series.