Castle guard, redux
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You are fighting a castle guard, redux.
This castle guard appears to be of the old-school style, more like the Swiss guard. Despite the antiquity of the style, the metal gear the guard carries seems to gleam with an unearthly quality that makes you think there's more here than meets the eye. And no, not like he's a robot.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He hits you with his redux. You're not sure what an ux is, but it's apparently red because it's so hot. damage + (fire) damage
- He chops you with his axe, then does it again and doesn't even give you the redux quip. It's hard to get good help these days.
- He pours a vial on you, which starts a powerful redux reaction. (acid) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He swings a redux at you. You're not sure what it is, but you're not interested in having it hit you.
- He swings his axe at you, but you've seen it all before.
- He pours a vial on you, which starts a powerful redux reaction.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 177-294 chips.
You gain 235 experience.
You got an item: irrhodium plate 
(20 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: xentrium axe 
(20.5 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: stroopwafel 
(29.6 ± 0.9%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to ice damage.
Immune to sonic damage.
Locations
References
- The image is of a member of the Swiss Guard.
- The description refers to the lyrics of the theme song for The Transformers, specifically "more than meets the eye".
- The third hit and miss messages refer to redox, or reduction-oxidation reactions.
