Cave brute
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You are fighting a cave brute.
Wearing a leopard-skin loin cloth and little else, this brute looks like a large, blue caveman. Maybe he's a Pict. Or maybe he's from Appalachia.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He's smart, erudite, and polite. He also knows how to throw a punch, which he demonstrates.
- He pauses the fight to call his stock broker, sounding like a lost millionaire. Talk about cognitive dissonance! (psychic) damage
- He may be well educated, but he can still bellow like the brute he is. (sonic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He's pretty smart, but he telegraphs his blows from a mile away and you easily dodge.
- He pauses to call his stockbroker. Ever notice how a lot of people pause fights in this town?
- He yells at you, but after so many bad guys have done this, it's sort of lost its impact.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 127 experience.
You got an item: leopard skin loincloth 
(13.7 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: ginormous club 
(15.7 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: Hercules sandals 
(3.5 ± 1.3%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to psychic damage.
50% weak to sonic damage.
Locations
References
- Refers to Cave Guy, a well-educated, upper-crust, blue-skinned caveman in Freakazoid!.
- The description contains references to the Picts, a group of people who painted or tattooed themselves blue, and to the Fugate family from the Appalachian hills of Kentucky, who had blue skin due to Methemoglobinemia.