Daylight Saving Blanket (short)
Daylight Saving Blanket (short)
Plural: Daylight Saving Blankets (short)
There are some that say you can't make a blanket longer by cutting an inch off the bottom and sewing it onto the top. You, of course, know that it's possible. At least when you have a blanket swirling with temporal energy. Then again, manipulating time like this is dangerous, so you shouldn't do it too often in a single day.
This blanket is short, which means it needs to be charged with energy.
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How Obtained
Using a Daylight Saving Blanket (long)
When Used
- On a day after using another Daylight Saving Blanket (short), Daylight Saving Blanket (long), daylight singularity, or daylight singularity (clockwise):
You take a look at the blanket. So... is it spring forward and fall back or fall forward and spring back? I before E except when you're falling forward or...
You put the blanket away before your mind melts down.
- Otherwise
You cut the bottom off the blanket and sew it on the top.
Bedtime: -60 minutes
You got an item: Daylight Saving Blanket (long) 
References
- The description and use messages refer to the quote, variously attributed, about Daylight saving time: "Only a fool would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket."