Hagbard Dorn
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You are fighting Hagbard Dorn.
He’s an awesome archetype of an angry anarchist activist, and he's looking for a fight.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- With dexterous sleight of hand he plucks a solid gold apple seemingly out of nowhere and bounces it off of your skull.
- Hagbard's attack is an enigma wrapped in an enigma. Just when you think you've got it unwrapped, the enigma device goes off and blasts you.
- Hagbard Dorn stands there, looking defenseless. Suddenly five shots ring out: one from the grassy knoll, one from the book depository, one from the underpass, and two others. All of them hit their mark: you.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to whistle while he's attacking you, but the lack of focus causes him to miss. Never whistle while you're fighting, that's a pretty reliable motto.
- Hagbard calls for the Illuminati to come help him beat you up, but nothing happens, because the Illuminati are just a conspiracy theory.
- Hagbard doesn't attack because right now he's pretending to be a double agent who likes you, even though it's just a setup to get you good later.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 95 experience.
You got an item: Rainbow's Ark pill 
(14.2 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: golden apple 
(14.1 ± 2.5%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to acid damage.
50% weak to ice damage.
Locations
References
- This enemy's name is a reference to Hagbard Celine and George Dorn, both characters from from The Illuminatus! Trilogy, a three-book science fiction series published in the 1970s by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson.
- The golden apple dropped is a reference to the title of the second book in the series, The Golden Apple.