Hieroglyphic slot machine

hieroglyphic slot machine

You are fighting the hieroglyphic slot machine.

You're assaulted by a one-armed bandit. Perhaps fortunately, it doesn't seem to accept normal chips, so it'll have to settle for hopping around and beating you up rather than draining your pocket book.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The bandit only has one arm, but its hook is still pretty solid.
• The wheels are spinning so fast it's like a stop motion animation of you getting beaten up by a slot machine.
• The slot machine strikes you with the disappointment of a thousand patrons. (psychic) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The bandit tries to choke you out, but it's hard with only one arm.
• The wheels are spinning so fast it's like a stop motion animation of you dodging a slot machine's attacks.
• The slot machine attacks you with the disappointment of a thousand patrons, but you know you're the one who's going to go home with the jackpot.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-137-190-? chips.

You gain 155 experience.

You got an item: bent pyramid chip (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Pyramid Casino
  

Note

• After each round of combat, the following message appears:

The slot machine spins with dazzling speed, but you think you could get <X> with your superhuman hand-eye coordination.

• <X> is one of:
  • sun and two blades
  • sun and two mummies
  • sun and two pyramids
  • three suns
  • blade and some other stuff
  • blade and some mummies
  • bunch of blades
  • a mummy and some other stuff
  • a pair of mummies
  • all mummies
  • pyramid and some other stuff
  • pair of pyramids
  • three pyramids