Malfunctioning ZOM-L
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You are fighting a malfunctioning ZOM-L.
When this ZOM-L came off the assembly line, or wherever these ZOM things come from, it doesn't look like they finished the job properly. Not only does he think he's a hero, he's also really bad at it.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The ZOM-L tries to rescue you from this dangerous factory, but its egress takes you through the scary-cutty-stompy machine that all factories seem to have.
- The cyborg grabs a weapon off the assembly line and turns it over to you. That's really ni... wait, that thing is still armed! damage + (fire) damage
- The cyborg tries to rescue a cat from a tree, but there aren't any trees here, so he just ends up standing on your face.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The ZOM-L tries to rescue you from this dangerous factory, but you have a mission.
- The cyborg grabs a weapon off the assembly line and tries to hand it to you, but you know better than to accept cannons from strangers.
- The cyborg tries to rescue a cat from a tree, but there aren't any trees here, so he just ends up climbing a support pillar.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 150 experience.
You got an item: gigantic bicycle horn 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: leg on a hinge 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: reinforced novelty scissors 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: red cryptonase 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to physical damage.
50% weak to acid damage.
Locations
Notes
- At the end of each round of combat,
- Massive pistons smash down on you (because factory, duh) but you fight against it with your rippling muscles until it withdraws back towards the ceiling.
- or
- Massive pistons smash down on you (because factory, duh) and crush you for X damage.
