The Ticketmaster

The Ticketmaster

You are fighting The Ticketmaster.

Ever since he called in sick the day of the Hindenburg disaster, the Ticketmaster has been struggling with a massive case of survivor's guilt that has only grown worse with time. Considering his age (yeah, he's really that old, but he's aged very well), he's near crazy with guilt, and still trying to do the job that ended on May 6, 1937.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The Ticketmaster grants you entrance to a feature presentation of pain, and follows it up with a fifteen percent facilitation surcharge of anguish.
• The Ticketmaster demands to see your ticket. When you don't have one he throws you out the window.
• The Ticketmaster demands to see your ticket. Being clever, you pull out a random piece of paper and wave it at him. The Ticketmaster inspects the "ticket" and "validates it" by punching a hole in your hand.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The Ticketmaster offers a double feature of pain and anguish, but you don't have that much time so you decide to do something else instead.
• The Ticketmaster demands to see your ticket. when^[sic] you don't have one he tries to throw you out the window, but there isn't one handy. You slip free before he decides a door might work as well.
• The Ticketmaster demands to see your ticket. Being clever, you pull out a random piece of paper and wave it at him. The Ticketmaster inspects the "ticket" and lets you go.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-83-240-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Ticketmaster's ticket punch (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• The description refers to the Hindenburg disaster.
• The first hit and miss message may be a reference to the Ticketmaster company.