You are fighting Fast Eddy.
If there's one thing you're pretty sure you know about Fast Eddy, it's that he's not slow.
Your opponent attacks ...
- Fast Eddy plays dead to get the jump on you. Guess he... pulled a fast one on you.
- Fast Eddy gives you a beating that isn't trivial.
- Fast Eddy runs you right over. He's just that fast.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
- Fast Eddy plays dead, but you know to expect a fast one.
- Fast Eddy heads in to give you a beating, but you convince him to play a quick few rounds of trivia instead.
- Fast Eddy tries to run you over, but is actually too fast for his own good.
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: Fast Eddy's cold cash (Guaranteed Drop)
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
|This enemy is a wandering Villain.|