Fortune cookie

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Item Number: 1646
Description ID: 98007965
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Fortune-cookie.gif

fortune cookie
Plural: fortune cookies
The fortune cookie is almost, but not entirely, exactly unlike a real cookie. Frankly, they're more like cardboard than anything else. Anyway, this is a tasteless cookie with a paper fortune inside, which is all anyone cares about anyway.

Miscellaneous Item
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Item is a free pull while in a retcon run



How Obtained

Summon Fortune Cookie

When Used

You crack open the cookie. The shell's not really that edible, so you throw it away and focus on the fortune, which says:

<Fortune>

Using multiple:
You crack open the cookies. The shells aren't really that edible, so you throw them away and focus on the fortunes, which you read in succession:

<Fortunes>

When Returned through [send as gift]

You deliver good fortune in cookie form to <player>.

Trying to return the item to yourself:
You decide that you don't need to send this item to yourself. Why not save the postage fees?

Effect on Receiver:
<player> just sent you a fortune cookie. Looks like it's your lucky day!

Included item: fortune cookie (quantity 1) Fortune-cookie.gif

Notes

  • Possible fortunes:
  • What happened when the train full of brown paint collided with the train full of red paint?
Both engineers were marooned!
  • Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with.
  • Do you look in the mirror after you've washed your face?
No, I look in a towel!
  • What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese!
  • What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
  • How can you tell that there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it's too heavy to lift.
  • What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
A dinosnore!
  • What's the difference between an elephant & a strawberry?
The strawberry is red.
  • When is a car not a car?
When it turns into a garage.
  • Where do you find a two legged dog?
Where you left him.
  • What did the snail say while sitting on the turtle?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  • Why do oysters keep their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
  • What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
The half moon because the full moon is lighter!
  • Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c-
MOO!
  • What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
  • How can you tell that there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it's too heavy to lift.
  • Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father?
They called him dad!
  • What do you call a short psychic who just escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
  • How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!
  • Why do birds fly south in winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
  • If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house?
Washington DC.
  • Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
  • What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead and I'll hang around!
  • Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
'Cause they have big fingers.
  • If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!
  • What runs but never walks?
Water!
  • How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough!
  • Why was 6 frightened of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
  • What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?
A pecking order!
  • How do you get four elephants into a car?
Two in the front & two in the back.
  • What were the gangster's last words?
Who put that violin in my violin case!