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==References==
 
==References==
*The name of this item is a spoonerism of "pack of lies".
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* The name of this item is a spoonerism of "pack of lies".
*"I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." is a famous quote by the character Wimpy in the comics Thimble Theater and Popeye.
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* "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." is a famous quote by the character {{Wikipedia|J. Wellington Wimpy}} in the comics {{wikipedia|Thimble Theater}} and in the {{Wikipedia|Popeye}} cartoons.
*"Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.", "Watch his Bull Charge!" and "Join the Nintendo fun club today!" are quotes from the Nintendo game [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson%27s_Punch-Out%21%21 Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!].
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* "Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.", "Watch his Bull Charge!" and "Join the Nintendo fun club today!" are quotes from the Nintendo game {{Wikipedia|Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!}}

Revision as of 14:20, 31 January 2009

Item Number: 166
Description ID: 8418712
(view in-game)

Lack-of-pies.gif

lack of pies
Plural: lack of pies
This is a large deck of cards, each one blank except for a single typed statement. Each and every statement is written with terminological inexactitude. Prevarication that is; fiction, myth. I'm talking pure balderdash. This pack dies like the level ... lies like the devil!

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 20
Usable
Combat Usable



How Obtained

Dank and Rusty Maze

When Used

You pluck a card out of the deck and read it. It says:

Don't give up! Your opponent has a weakness ...

or

Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.

or

Watch his Bull Charge!

or

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it people like you.

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If I were you I'd be done by now.

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I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

or

You deserve a raise.

or

If you type "oink" in chat it opens up a special pig level.

or

This guy totally wants to be friends.

or

You don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.

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This card good for one level-up at the Heroes' Guild.

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Join the Nintendo fun club today! (your name).

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No, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Not at all.

or

Everything is fine. Really.

or

This deck comes with a satisfaction guarantee and a money-back warranty.

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(your name) is the coolest hero name ever. Seriously.

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I didn't do it.

or

I hear there's a merit badge for beating yourself up.

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There's a check in the mall for you.

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Go to the casino and put everything on Scissors. You can't lose!

or

The Mick is your father.

Final use:
Oops! Looks like that's the last card in the deck.

Using multiple: Unspecified

When Used in Combat

You wouldn't be in this situation if you were a better person.

References

  • The name of this item is a spoonerism of "pack of lies".
  • "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." is a famous quote by the character J. Wellington Wimpy in the comics Thimble Theater and in the Popeye cartoons.
  • "Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.", "Watch his Bull Charge!" and "Join the Nintendo fun club today!" are quotes from the Nintendo game Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!