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{{item
 
{{item
 
|descid=8418712
 
|descid=8418712
 
|itemid=166
 
|itemid=166
 
|name=lack of pies
 
|name=lack of pies
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|plural=lack of pies
 
|image=lack-of-pies.gif
 
|image=lack-of-pies.gif
 
|desc=This is a large deck of cards, each one blank except for a single typed statement. Each and every statement is written with terminological inexactitude. Prevarication that is; fiction, myth. I'm talking pure balderdash. This pack dies like the level ... lies like the devil!
 
|desc=This is a large deck of cards, each one blank except for a single typed statement. Each and every statement is written with terminological inexactitude. Prevarication that is; fiction, myth. I'm talking pure balderdash. This pack dies like the level ... lies like the devil!
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|autosell=20
 
|autosell=20
 
|usable=yes
 
|usable=yes
|combat=yes}}
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|combat=yes
 
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|obtain=
==How Obtained==
 
 
[[Dank and Rusty Maze]]
 
[[Dank and Rusty Maze]]
 
:*[[band that heeds you]]
 
:*[[band that heeds you]]
 
:*[[slick thug]]
 
:*[[slick thug]]
 
:*[[thick slug]]
 
:*[[thick slug]]
 
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|used=You pluck a card out of the deck and read it. It says:
==When Used==
 
You pluck a card out of the deck and read it. It says:
 
  
 
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Don't give up! Your opponent has a weakness ...'''</font>
 
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Don't give up! Your opponent has a weakness ...'''</font>
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<i>or</i>
 
<i>or</i>
  
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Join the Nintendo fun club today! (your name).'''</font>
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<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Join the Nintendo fun club today! <player>.'''</font>
  
 
<i>or</i>
 
<i>or</i>
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<i>or</i>
 
<i>or</i>
  
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''(your name) is the coolest hero name ever. Seriously.'''</font>
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<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''<player> is the coolest hero name ever. Seriously.'''</font>
  
 
<i>or</i>
 
<i>or</i>
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<i>or</i>
 
<i>or</i>
  
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''There's a check in the mall for you.'''</font>
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<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''There's a check in the mail for you.'''</font>
  
 
<i>or</i>
 
<i>or</i>
  
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<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''Go to the casino and put everything on Scissors. You can't lose!'''</font>
  
or when used in combat
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<i>or</i>
 
 
<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''You wouldn't be in this situation if you were a better person.'''</font>
 
  
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<font face='courier,monospace' size=+1>'''The Mick is your father.'''</font>
  
 
''Final use:''<br>
 
''Final use:''<br>
 
Oops! Looks like that's the last card in the deck.
 
Oops! Looks like that's the last card in the deck.
 
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|multiuse=!
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|combatuse=''same as non-combat use, except for the message when being used the final time:''
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: Your opponent smacks the deck out of your hand, scattering the cards to the four winds.}}
 
==References==
 
==References==
*The name of this item is a spoonerism of "pack of lies".
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* The name of this item is a spoonerism of "pack of lies".
*"I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." is a famous quote by the character Wimpy in the comics Thimble Theater and Popeye.
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* "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." is a famous quote by the character {{Wikipedia|J. Wellington Wimpy}} in the comics {{wikipedia|Thimble Theater}} and in the {{Wikipedia|Popeye}} cartoons.
*"Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.", "Watch his Bull Charge!" and "Join the Nintendo fun club today!" are quotes from the Nintendo game [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson%27s_Punch-Out%21%21 Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!].
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* "Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.", "Watch his Bull Charge!" and "Join the Nintendo fun club today!" are quotes from the Nintendo game {{Wikipedia|Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!}}
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* The statement "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me" was often used by the character {{wikipedia|Stuart Smalley}} on the television show ''{{wikipedia|Saturday Night Live}}''.

Latest revision as of 07:11, 6 July 2011

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Item Number: 166
Description ID: 8418712
(view in-game)

Lack-of-pies.gif

lack of pies
Plural: lack of pies
This is a large deck of cards, each one blank except for a single typed statement. Each and every statement is written with terminological inexactitude. Prevarication that is; fiction, myth. I'm talking pure balderdash. This pack dies like the level ... lies like the devil!

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 20
Usable
Combat Usable



How Obtained

Dank and Rusty Maze

When Used

You pluck a card out of the deck and read it. It says:

Don't give up! Your opponent has a weakness ...

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Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.

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Watch his Bull Charge!

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You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it people like you.

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If I were you I'd be done by now.

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I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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You deserve a raise.

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If you type "oink" in chat it opens up a special pig level.

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This guy totally wants to be friends.

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You don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.

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This card good for one level-up at the Heroes' Guild.

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Join the Nintendo fun club today! <player>.

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No, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Not at all.

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Everything is fine. Really.

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This deck comes with a satisfaction guarantee and a money-back warranty.

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<player> is the coolest hero name ever. Seriously.

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I didn't do it.

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I hear there's a merit badge for beating yourself up.

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There's a check in the mail for you.

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Go to the casino and put everything on Scissors. You can't lose!

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The Mick is your father.

Final use:
Oops! Looks like that's the last card in the deck.

When Used in Combat

same as non-combat use, except for the message when being used the final time:

Your opponent smacks the deck out of your hand, scattering the cards to the four winds.

References

  • The name of this item is a spoonerism of "pack of lies".
  • "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." is a famous quote by the character J. Wellington Wimpy in the comics Thimble Theater and in the Popeye cartoons.
  • "Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.", "Watch his Bull Charge!" and "Join the Nintendo fun club today!" are quotes from the Nintendo game Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
  • The statement "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me" was often used by the character Stuart Smalley on the television show Saturday Night Live.