Lack of pies

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This is a large deck of cards, each one blank except for a single typed statement. Each and every statement is written with terminological inexactitude. Prevarication that is; fiction, myth. I'm talking pure balderdash. This pack dies like the level ... lies like the devil!

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 20

Usable
Combat Usable

Drop Locations

Dank and Rusty Maze

When Used

You pluck a card out of the deck and read it. It says:

Don't give up! Your opponent has a weakness ...

or


Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.

or


Watch his Bull Charge!

or

You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it people like you.

or

If I were you I'd be done by now.

or

I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

or

You deserve a raise.

or

If you type "oink" in chat it opens up a special pig level.

or

This guy totally wants to be friends.

or

You don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.

or

This card good for one level-up at the Heroes' Guild.

or

Join the Nintendo fun club today! (your name).

or

No, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Not at all.

or

Everything is fine. Really.

or

This deck comes with a satisfaction guarantee and a money-back warranty.

or

(your name) is the coolest hero name ever. Seriously.

or

I didn't do it.

or in combat

You wouldn't be in this situation if you were a better person.


Usable multiple times

Final use message

Oops! Looks like that's the last card in the deck. (Number of uses is currently unknown)