Script page 3
At first glance this appears to be a page from a Shakespearean play. Upon closer examination you realize that it's actually a poorly written imitation of a Shakespearean-style play. There's a number 3 at the top of the page.
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You pick up the page and start reading words at random, but the text is pretty confusing. Maybe it would help to start with the beginning.