Spy ice cream truck
spy ice cream truck
Plural: spy ice cream trucks
Every good spy needs an ice cream truck, right? Well, you know, for secret missions in suburbia. I'm sure it happens. Like in the Smith movie, or the one about lying. Trust me, it happens more than you might think, and when it does, you'll be thanking me when you're all prepared and scooting around in an ice cream truck. And not just for the rainbow bombs and choco-tacos. Or whatever it is kids buy from strange men in rusty trucks these days.
Of course, to complete the disguise, it has a warbly loudspeaker that crackles as it blasts Turkey in the Straw at ear-splitting levels. Luckily, you're on the inside, so you don't hear it so much. Unluckily, everyone else does. And since you usually patrol at night, it's a good way to make a lot of people really mad at you.
July 2012 Item of the Month
Level Required: 8
Item cannot be traded or sold
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
+7 sonic damage
+7 foe toughness.
Increased chance of combat adventures.*
* Combat and noncombat chances can only be increased up to a maximum of 20% in either direction.
Using a spy submarine
(if level 12 or above)
You dig into the bottom of the ice cream freezer and find a little dial to turn, and suddenly the metal of the truck turns into fabric and you start lifting up into the air in your very own hot air balloon. And if you did this in a garage, you'll be cleaning choco tacos off the walls for months.
- You got an item: spy hot air balloon
- (if level 11 or below)
You dig into the bottom of the ice cream freezer and find a little dial to turn, and suddenly the metal of the truck turns into fabric and you're left with a tuxedo... a very cold tuxedo.
Next time you need a drink, you can just shake it with this.
- You got an item: spy tux
- The description contains references to the films Mr. & Mrs. Smith and True Lies, both of which are spy adventures set in otherwise normal suburbs.
- "Turkey in the Straw" is an American folk song that is often played from warbly speakers on ice cream trucks in the United States.
|Item of the Month|
| Preceded by
Multiversal summer catalog
| July 2012
| Succeeded by|
Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks