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This rogue strives to be as stylishly modern as possible while imitating an ancient lifestyle. With that kind of internal conflict it's no wonder she's turned to crime.
Your opponent attacks ... The rogue whips out a belt and lashes you with it. What really hurts is the onion tied to the end. Apparently that's the style these days. She hits you for x damage.
Your opponent attacks ... She riddles you with arrows. "Man?" you guess. "No, wait, the letter 'e'?" But by then it's too late. She hits you for x damage.
Your opponent attacks ... The rogue performs a Madonna-esque dance. It's a stylish tango ... of pain and suffering. She hits you for x damage.
Critical hit message: Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits for x damage.
Your opponent attacks ... The rogue aims, but the hood of her fancy cloak slips down over her eyes and she can't see to aim.
Your opponent attacks ... The vogue rogue charges you. Thinking quickly, you pull out a hair iron and crimp her style.
Your opponent attacks ... She slings arrows at you, but outrageous fortune allows you to dodge them all.