A Duel to the Death! Well, to the Pain

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As you enter what appears to be a store room for copy and office supplies, you're suprised when a small, feisty man challenges you to a duel. A stapler duel. With an inordinate number of exclamations along the lines of "ho!" and "ha ha!" and "take that, you scoundrel!" the air becomes thick with flying metal shrapnel.

You reach for your trusty Swingline, ready at your side. The air grows dark with projectiles as you fight back valiantly, giving at least as good as you get. This being a supply room, both of you have ample opportunities to reload, and by the end you're wading ankle-deep in metal clips and you're both covered in dozens of little welts and scratches.

It's the carpal tunnel that eventually does your opponent in. His wrist locks up, and he collapses in pain. You send a few more stinging shots his way, just for good measure, and then take his prized possession as spoils. Huh. You wouldn't have guessed, but apparently his prized possession was a grappling hook. Weird.

You got an item: grappling hook Grappling-hook.gif

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