Aquatic landshark bot

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You are fighting aquatic landshark bot.

These are land sharks that reverse-evolved to return to the ocean. They had to give up the candygram routine millennia ago. Who's heard of water-based candy? (Other than saltwater taffy--does anybody actually like that stuff?)

Hit messages:

Your opponent attacks ... This bot has apparently learned a few tricks from his loanshark relatives, and gouges you mercilessly. It hits you for X damage.

Your opponent attacks ... The shark bites you. Even worse, the remora bots attached to its underside momentarily disconnect to also take a bite of your tenderized hide. It hits you for X damage.

Your opponent attacks ... The shark chomps down on your arm. Yeah, you could say that really bites. It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits for X damage.

Miss messages:
Your opponent attacks ... and misses.

Your opponent attacks ... The shark tries to smack you with the lower part of his tail fin, but you high-tail it out of there.

Your opponent attacks ... It bites you, but the last row of teeth just fell out and the next row hasn't lifted into place yet, so it's not so bad.

Your opponent attacks ... The shark charges you, but you hide behind a coral reef.

Fumble messages:
Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain X experience.

You got an item: enerbun globule
You got an item: cybertronium
You got an item: plasteel plating
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