Band that heeds you

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You are fighting the band that heeds you.

In the tunnels you find a group of lost and dazed musicians. They listen intently as you suggest how to leave. But as they turn to walk away confusion overcomes you and you attack the group. Apparently you've never heard the expression, "Don't fight the band that heeds you."

Hit messages:

Critical hit message:
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits for X damage.

Miss messages:
Your opponent attacks ... and misses.

Your opponent attacks ... They prepare to churn out a beatless rendition of "Bet it Lee" but then decide to let it be.

Your opponent attacks ... They rock out with one sinister groove after another. But strangely each painful groove proves gainful.

Your opponent attacks ... One of the band guerillaz charges you with some sunshine in a bag. Attacking is easier dead than sun, though, so his assault dies without hurting you.

Fumble messages:
Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 19-30 chips.
You gain 25 experience.

You got an item: hedge slammer
You got an item: lack of pies