Chuck van Arnolde

Chuck van Arnolde

You are fighting Chuck van Arnolde.

Between the accent, the muscles, and the beard, this man is a walking cliche factory. Rumor has it, he sent his beard back in time to kill his own grandfather. Not only was he successful, but afterward he survived the destruction of his personal space-time continuum.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He stands on a couple trash cans and slowly goes down ending in a perfect splits position. Just imagining the pain hurts you.
• He attempts to roundhouse kick you, but you saw it coming. What you didn't expect was the deafening sonic boom that followed! (sonic) damage
• He screams "Get to the chopper!" and, while you look around for one, punches you.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He stands on a couple trash cans and slowly goes down ending in a perfect splits position. You make a video to post on the web later.
• He attempts to roundhouse kick you, but you saw it coming and evaded with a back somersault, saving you from the kick and the sonic boom that followed it.
• He screams something unintelligible. You pretend you understood what he said.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-8-159-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Chuck van Arnolde's tank top (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• The name is an amalgam of Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• The description is written in the style of Chuck Norris facts.
• The image is based on an picture of Jean-Claude Van Damme, [1].
• The first hit and miss messages possibly refer to a television advertisement in which Jean-Claude Van Damme does the splits between two trucks.
• The second hit and miss messages refer to Jean-Claude Van Damme's role in the movie Street Fighter, which includes Guile's Sonic Boom move.
• The third hit message refers to Arnold Schwarzenegger's role in the movie Predator.