Costumed thug (groucho)
You are fighting a costumed thug.
This particular thug is dressed up like Groucho Marx. Apparently he has a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Your opponent attacks ...
- He joins a club and beats you over the head with it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
- He calls several other hooligans to jump you. You fight off three more easily, but the last takes you by surprise.
- He has a perfectly wonderful evening at your expense.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
- He joins a club, then immediately leaves it because it'll have him.
- He calls several other hooligans to jump you, but he's not the one man in a thousand that's a leader of men.
- He has a perfectly wonderful attack, but this wasn't it.
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 10 experience.
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
- Groucho Marx is known for saying "I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member".