Costumed thug (pirate)
You are fighting a costumed thug.
This particular thug is dressed up like a pirate. Yarr, matey!
Your opponent attacks ...
- He shoots you with a novelty pop-gun. Hey! Those things are dangerous.
- You manage to dodge the first loon, but he hits you with the other one.
- He rakes you with his plastic hook hand.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
- He tries to shoot you with a novelty pop-gun, but you convince him to turn it over. Those things are dangerous!
- You manage to dodge the first loon and know enough about Twilight's thugs to expect the second loon before it even shows up.
- He lashes out at you with his hook hand, but it falls right off.
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 10 experience.
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.