Footpath footpad

footpath footpad

You are fighting a footpath footpad.

Out of nowhere a very hurried woman in all black clothes comes running down the footpath, glancing at a wristwatch and muttering to herself, "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important mugging." She slows as she approaches you. "Oh, hello there!" she says. You can guess what comes next.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She mugs you. By which I mean she hits you in the mug with a mug.
• She tries to lead you down the rabbit hole, but there's nothing down there except dirt and an angry rabbit.
• She pads up to you with the grace of a cat burglar and slashes you with some claws she presumably took from that cat burglar she mugged last time.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She tries to mug you, but is too busy mugging it up for the camera.
• She tries to lead you down the rabbit hole, but you remember what the doormouse said about not feeding your head to things. It was pretty good advice for a mouse
• She pads up to you with the grace of a cat burglar, but doesn't seem to have any claws handy to finish the job.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ~300 chips.

You gain ~300 experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• An occupied footpath in the park
  

Notes

• deja voodoo doll does not work on this foe.

References

• The description and second hit and miss messages refer to the White Rabbit from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll.
• The second miss message also contains a reference to the song "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane.
• The third hit and miss messages refer to the in-game Cat burglar and her Metaphoric claws.