Horrifically harsh hawk

horrifically harsh hawk

You are fighting a horrifically harsh hawk.

This is an anthropomorphic hawk (no, not Harvey Birdman) that takes no guff from nobody. Not only does he "tell it like it is", but he also has a wicked-sharp beak to peck at you with. He's really quite unpleasant.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He snaps his feathers (somehow) and gives you a serious dressing down about your costume. (psychic) damage
Kaw! Kaw! The hawk screeches out as it dive-bombs you. There may be a little bit of crow mixed in with the hawk. (sonic) damage
He rushes in and pecks you mercilessly with his wicked-sharp beak. I did warn you about that beak.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He tries to snap his feathers, but feathers don't snap, and it totally ruins his rhythm.
Kaw! Kaw! SPLAT! Seems he didn't pull out of his dive fast enough. Ouch.
He rushes up to peck at you, but you heed my warning and block with a cuttle-bone.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 116 experience.

You got an item: carbonated cadmium calipers (24.5 ± 3.2%)
You got an item: gossamer glass goblet (23.2 ± 3.2%)
You got an item: random raggedy rod (11.3 ± 2.4%)