Killer printer

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killer printer

You are fighting a killer printer.

The bane of the office worker. This brutal printer has gone beyond refusing to print your critical cover sheets and reports, it's actively hunting down workers to torment.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • It starts printing some reports. Well, it more shreds and mangles reports and sounds like a car that's thrown a rod. (sonic) damage
  • You'd think it needs to be plugged in, but you'd be wrong. It stabs you with its cord and blasts you. (electric) damage
  • It blinks "PC LOAD LETTER" over and over again. What does that even mean!? (psychic) damage



It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • It starts printing some reports. Huh. Guess it started working right.
  • You'd think it needs to be plugged in and you'd be right. You wisely refuse to plug it back in.
  • It blinks "PC LOAD LETTER". You add paper.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain 96-159 chips.

You gain 127 experience.

You got an item: titanium chassis Computer-enclosure.gif (5.3 ± 1.7%)
You got an item: data plate Data-plate.gif (5.7 ± 1.8%)
You got an item: memory tube Memory-tube.gif (5.9 ± 1.8%)
You got an item: electronic cabling Computer-cables.gif (5.9 ± 1.8%)
You got an item: power converter Power-converter.gif (5.5 ± 1.7%)
You got an item: nanoprocessor Nanoprocessor.gif (4.4 ± 1.6%)
You got an item: mangled data plate Data-plate.gif (4.2 ± 1.5%)
You got an item: titanium plating Titanium.gif (4.9 ± 1.6%)
You got an item: toner cartridge Tonercartridge.gif (Unspecified Drop rate)



Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.


Locations

Robot.gif This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

References