Mister Chill Out, Man

Mister Chill Out, Man

You are fighting Mister Chill Out, Man.

When crime moves at a glacier's pace, you know you're dealing with Mister Chill Out, Man. He's the iciest relaxed man in crime. Or was it the most relaxed ice man? One or the other, it's not worth getting hot and bothered about it.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• You try to dodge the inevitable attack, but you see something in his eyes that causes you to freeze. That something being a powerful ice beam. (ice) damage
• He carves you like an ice sculpture. (ice) damage
• The villain tells you to take a chill pill. When you refuse, he forces the issue. (ice) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The villain should be attacking, but he's too relaxed right now to do anything.
• He attacks with a cold laser. Wait, no, that's not a laser, that's just lazy. You come out just fine.
• It's Mister Chill Out, Man's turn to attack, but he's just taken a taste of his own medicine: a chill pill.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain some chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Mister Chill Out's snow boots (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to ice damage.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• The image appears to be based on Ed O'Neill in an episode of Married...with Children.