You are fighting a practical joker.
This practical joker can dish it out, but he can't take it. Your attempts to return humor are met with violent outrage.
Your opponent attacks ...
- You point up in the air and shout, "Look out!" He kicks you while your defenses are down.
- You try to play "got your nose" but he nearly breaks your thumb trying to get it back.
- You pretend to pull a chip out of his ear, and offer it to him. He punches you in the face. (sonic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
- You flip your eyelids inside out, and he backs off in disgust.
- You do the detached thumb trick, and he gets a little freaked out. Guess he's never seen that one before.
- You tell him to look out behind him. He refuses, so you let him get knocked over by a passing bicyclist.
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain <7*Level, max 300> experience.
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.