Professional sycophant
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You are fighting a professional sycophant.
Wow, it's so good to see you today! Clearly, you are the most competent and skilled hero to ever walk these halls and attempt to destroy everything this company stands for. No, no, that's quite all right. Is there anything I can do to help you? Can I get you something? Some coffee? A chair? One of my kidneys?
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Please, no more. How much of this inane prattle can one soul listen to? Make it stop! (sonic) damage
- Oh, jeeze. This guy won't shut up! Now he's going on about how you're an inspiration! (sonic) damage
- He's still talking! Doesn't this guy need to stop for air? And it's just so shallow and banal! (psychic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He's lame and boring, but you've sat through art house movies, you can manage this.
- You know, after awhile his yammering just kinda fades to background noise.
- He starts going on and on about some nonsense, but you ponder your shopping list and tune him out.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 113-188 chips.
You gain 130 experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to acid damage.
50% weak to ice damage.
