Rabid dogfish
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You are fighting a rabid dogfish. This is a dogfish that has been infected with rabies, also known as hydrophobia. You wonder how it's even possible for an ocean-dweller to be hydrophobic. |
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Hit messages:
Your opponent attacks ... The dogfish frightens a catfish, which runs and hides in a small hole, scaring out a ratfish, which scampers away and runs right up your leg. You try to hit the ratfish with your weapon, but hit yourself instead. It hits you for X damage.
Your opponent attacks ... Its bark is worse than its bite, but it can't bark, so it settles for biting you. It hits you for X damage.
Your opponent attacks ... It nibbles on your arm, which doesn't really hurt much. The series of anti-rabies shots that follow is horribly painful, though. It hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent attacks ... Your opponent has a critical hit! it hits for X damage.
Miss messages:
Your opponent attacks ... and misses.
Your opponent attacks ... Right before it attacks, a large worm on a hook drifts between you and the dogfish. It bites at the hook and gets pulled away for a minute before breaking free.
Your opponent attacks ... You distract it by putting socks on your hands and pantomiming scenes from 'A Wish Called Fonda.' Er, 'A Fish Called Wanda.' (Stinkin' Mind Bender flashbacks.)
It nibbles on your arm, but it's only a scratch. Your super powers keep you from contracting rabies.
Fumble messages:
Your opponent attacks ... Your foe fumbles! it takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 0 chips.
You gain 65 experience.
You got an item: pearl of wisdom 
You got an item: isinglass orb
