Ugly cashmere sweater
ugly cashmere sweater
Plural: ugly cashmere sweaters
A certain number of factors all need to crash together to form this Chicxulub to good taste. You need a relative who knits but has no clue about what looks good, combine with the Christmas season, and sprinkle in a hideous color, and you end up with this abomination; at least it's not a full-body bunny suit.
Note to self: do this for December's item
Level Required: 3
Autosell value: 100
+6 foe toughness.
|wad of cashmere||smudged sweater|
|ugly cashmere sweater|
|Although this item has a proper auto-sell value, it cannot be recyclonized, digitized or fed to the goats.|
- The Chicxulub crater is the site of a prehistoric impact crater that has been implicated in the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event.
- The description contains a reference to a pink bunny suit in the movie A Christmas Story.