User:Sanjuro

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Hi, Sanjuro here. This page is for whatever.

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  • Purchasing lucky seven shooter:
You're able to pick up a lucky seven shooter for only 10 silver stars. You feel like a lucky punk.


  • Purchasing spooky pumpkin mask:
You're able to get a spooky mask for just 10 silver stars. Now you're ready to Halloween in style.


  • Purchasing leaf blower:
This place has a reputation for pretty good deals, but 10 silver stars for a leafblower is pretty good, even ignoring the whole history of heroism.


  • Purchasing gingerbread shield:
You try to buy the shield in gingerbread stars, but the gingerbread price is outrageous. It's a good thing you have 10 silver stars instead.


  • Plural of rose dice cream cake:
rose dice cream cakes


  • Purchasing Father Time's scythe:
It's a new year, which means time for a sale on the new model of scythes! Seriously, only 10 silver stars?


  • Purchasing 2020 hindsight glasses:
You knew you'd regret not having given the shopkeeper 10 silver stars for those glasses, so you beat the rush.


  • Purchasing marching baton:
You give the shopkeeper 10 silver stars and receive the weighty responsibilities of Major Drum, or at least a drum major.


  • Purchasing Death's dark feather:
You channel every fan that thinks you need a dark and edgy reboot, give your best growl, and buy the feather for 5 silver stars.


  • Purchasing Eldritch's arcanf annulus:
Unimaginable arcane blessings tumble downward from the stars themselves... specifically from the 5 silver stars you paid the shopkeeper.


  • Purchasing Sweeper's curled rock:
Technically, purchasing the curled rock requires 5 silver stars and affirming you watch curling all the time, but the shopkeeper is willing the waive the last part.


  • Purchasing Favorite's untouchable apple:
You pass the teacher... er, shopkeeper 5 silver stars and thus is the title of Favorite passed to you.


  • Purchasing Nunya business suit:
You manage to get a genuine Nunya suit for only 10 silver stars! Now you're in business!


  • Purchasing mayday bell:
You hand over 10 silver stars and the shopkeeper rings a bell. His assistant brings out another, much cooler, bell to give to you.


  • Purchasing spotter monociar:
You hand over 10 silver stars and he points out he's already given you the monocular. Okay, maybe you do need a little help.
    • Using spotter monocular:


Your sidekick tries out all the functions on the binoculars: rangefinding, itemfinding, perspectivefinding, weightfinding, and even gainzfinding. They're ready to spot everything.

Your sidekick learns a role: Spotter.

  • Purchasing Jewel Eye:
It seems like the Jewel Eye should cost more than 10 silver stars, but even heroes need to jump on a bargain when they see one.


  • Purchasing melting wax pants:
It would seem like 10 silver stars is a steal for some genuine wax pants, but shipping in August means things always go a little... melty.


  • Purchasing the Septagon:
You purchase the Septagon for 10 silver stars. Man, you can't wait to get back home to stare at this bad boy.